Vote Third Party

We can continue to prop up a war criminal dipshit like a horror version of Weekend at Bernie's, support an elite puppet with a shitty wig, or forgo our rights as citizens and stay home.

Don't believe your lying eyes!

Those are three choices, I guess.

You could instead give a finger to the machine, try and help a minor party hit 5%, and NOT waste your vote. It won't fix the problem, but it's a small step. 

Accept the whip or kick the rider off.

Insert some random ramble about sharks and batteries here.